Doug Ford the drug dealer: breathing life into the mythologies of race, class and crime

Doug Ford the drug dealer: breathing life into the mythologies of race, class and crime
Posted on August 5, 2019 | Derek Flegg | Written on August 5, 2019
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WHY DOES FORD FEEL THE NEED TO CARRY A GUN? IS HE BECOMING PARANOID AND DANGER TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS?

Our message to the violent gun criminals is clear. We are coming for them and giving our police the tools they need to hunt them down. The announcement also coincided with the Premier’s new law that allows him to carry and brandish a handgun.
 
2019: “The provincial government will no longer be sued for negligence,” says Ford spinning handgun with safety off.
 
TORONTO – Ontario Premier Doug Ford announced to the media that the province will no longer be liable for misfeasance and negligence making it nearly impossible to sue the government.
 
“There are so many useless lawsuits out there that’s costing the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars each year,” (completely overlooking the fact many are not useless or frivolous and completely justified) said Ford trying to spin the loaded Glock 17M pistol pretending he was some sort of cowboy. “Our new budget is for the people against the people who just want to sue Ontario for fake things like police brutality, contaminated drinking water, or being shot by a premier.”
 
IS IT REALLY THE LAWSUITS THAT ARE COSTING THE TAXPAYERS, OR IS IT THE NEGLIGENT AND INCOMPETENT POLITICIANS COSTING THE TAXPAYERS?
 
The press conference was briefly interrupted by the Premier yelling “Quick draw!” before firing three rounds above the heads of press gallery members.
 
When a wounded CBC journalist asked if the province was washing their hands of any accountability for incompetence, the Premier insisted that his government always acts in good faith, which excuses any and all liability especially if one has a pretty sweet gun.
 
Meanwhile, Ontario Health Minister Christine Elliott explained that the $200 million cuts to public health agencies within the budget will help streamline smaller, separate measles outbreaks into one big measles outbreak.
 
SEE MORE: FEATURED ARTICLE, ONTARIO BUDGET 2019.
 
 
 
 
 
DOUG FORD'S CRIMINAL PAST:
 
 
 
 
Everything You Didn't Know About Doug Ford, Rob's Less Infamous Brother
 
 
Rob Ford's alleged drug dealer is running for school board trustee in Doug Ford's old ward.
 
Sandro Lisi, one of several shady figures at the centre of the Rob Ford crack scandal, is running in Doug Ford's old Etobicoke North backyard – must be a coincidence
 
 
 
 

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